Kupedzerwa naMadam zvekukanganwa hure randaida kunoona hangu kuti ndipedze nzara. It was like any other Saturday as I was lazing around waiting for football to start but my focus quickly changed when my phone buzzed indicating a message. I reached for it and read the message, it was an interesting picture from kamwe kaSide chik kangu kanogara kuMandara uko.
Message yanga yakanzi “munooneka here daddy this weekend?” Ndakaverengera kupindura but instead stood up and went to bath as I told myself kuti whatever plan I come with ndofanirwa kunge ndakageza… Ndakangosimuka ndakananga kuBathroom zvekuti kana Madam vakavhunduka kuti ko munhu arikumhanyira kupi, ndakasiya phone iripatable and in no time i was finished…
As i reached for my Nivea, I noticed that my phone was on the bed now and I suddenly remembered that i left it in the lounge. Ndakatya kuyibata because i was afraid kuti pamwe madam vamboibata, I knew she didn’t have my password but my messages tended to pop up on the screen. I ignored it for a bit and just as i was about to start dressing up madam vakapinda ndokundipushira paBed.
In less than a minute vanga vakundizora mafuta, hanzi let me do it for you, which came as a surprise because moments ago this person was acting all busy. Handina kuramba but I kept thinking kuti why am I getting all this attention suddenly? Madam vakapedza kuzora kumwe kwese ndokusvika paMblambi zvikanzi apa panoda special attention, which came as a surprise to me because haa sekisi kumba yanga yave shoma.
Hakuna kuzorwa mafuta kwakadaro, uku kwaitova kumisa mblambi and she seemed to be on a mission and this got me thinking, kuti what has changed… I was getting ready to go out kunoona kabhishu kangu but zvese zvapinda musango zvekuti ndega ndakangoti apa uku ndiko kupedzerwa naMadam manje. Yazorwa mafuta kusvika yamira yaoma yakuita kunge yakatsamwa zvekuti kana inini wacho I was surprised kuti mblambi inomira zvakadaro.
Kupedzerwa naMadam – Woman on a Mission
Ndakatsinzinyira mbichana ndichinakirwa with all the attention that I was getting and things were only just getting heated… Ndakanzwa kuti kunakirwa kwacho kwawedzera mblambi yakudzirwa iyi and opened my eyes ndikaona Madam vachiita yekuyamwa. I tried to recall the last time yandakadyiwa mblambi and I am sure it was during lockdown after I gave her breakfast in bed. This was a rare occurrence because mblambi ndaitodyiwa nekabhishu kangu kusango…
Ndakavhunduka ndichiona munhu akwira pabed, I don’t even remember seeing her achibvisa hembe, because akangoita chinenge chi 180 achigarira mblambi and ka1 ichinyura ndakatovhunduka kuti ko munhu anga atota rini. Ndakamutarisa kuti ndinyatsoona kuti ndiye here mukadzi wangu uyu abva kuyamwa mblambi yangu and now abva ayigarira kudai. I remembered ndichimunyengerera kuti auya pamusoro agarire mblambi achiramba asi apa angoita ega pasina kukumbirwa mmm ndakangoti uku ndiko kunonzi Kupedzerwa naMadam manje!
Ndakafunga kabhishu kangu kanonzi Cathy kekuMandara, ndikafunga kuti kamunhu ikako kanonakirwa neMblambi sei, I wondered kuti how am I going to be able to work that because here I was ndakarara paBed Madam vachiita kundizvambura haa because apa I didn’t have control, ndayiita kunonzi Kupedzerwa naMadam, ndichikokotwa, ndakalazwa zvekuti in less than 5 minutes ndanga ndatunda ndichifemereka. Mukadzi akasimuka ndokunanga kuBathroom asina kupfeka akadzoka netowel and started cleaning me up…
Handisati ndamboona mukadzi wangu achifamba from bedroom to bathroom asina kupfeka, anenge achingoti hee ko ndikaonekwa nepaWindow saka you can imagine my surprise when apedza kundicleaner akananga kuKitchen akadzoka akabata Maheu akandipa. Ndakamutarisa ndikamuti ndiwe here apo and she just smiled and straight up asked: “Ready for round 2?”
Handina kana kuwana chance to respond since ndainwa Maheu angu, buttermilk I remember every detail because ndakazomapedza mblambi yangu yakuyamwiwa futi. Akayamwa mukadzi kusvika mblambi yamira kunge penzura, tsinga dzichiita kunge dzichaputika, ndakangoti maheu andapihwa aya bhoo here mmm. Akangofuratira ndokundipa magaro ese zvikanzi daddy oyi torai henyu. Anga akaita kusimudzwa mudenga zvandisati ndamboona zvekuti panguva iyi ndakambokanganwa kuti Cathy wekuMandara exists!
Ndakangoswedera padhuze ndokuipfekedzera haa ndakangoti uku ndiko kunonzi kupedzerwa naMadam, vanotomaziva nhai mastanza aya, everyday ndaikaura ndichirova nekumashure munhu achiita kunge akaoma mutezo, apa ndanga ndakapihwa garo rese richifloter mudenga zvekuti mblambi yayita kunge irikutsemura munhu nepakati. Ndakaoma gotsi nekunakirwa ndichiita kuzvambura mbutu kamunhu kachingoti more daddy more daddy!
Haa ndakalaza zvekulaza zviya and because ndanga ndabva kutunda haa ndakarova damba refu… Ndanga ndaneta manje makumbo akubatwa necramp apa ndichitadza kutunda, iye akangoti achireader situation zvikanzi relax daddy regai ndipedzise… Ndanga ndangomira chete iye akuita kutambisa magaro achitora mblambi achibuditsa odzokorodza omboita kunge akubuditsa yese obva ayimedza futi nembutu mmm ndiko kunonzi Kupedzerwa naMadam uku! Kuzipirwa, kunakirwa kutapirirwa nechikapa! Handina kutora nguva refu, ndanga ndakutunda ndichiridza mhere! Ndakangorara pabed and handitozive kut hope dzakandibata sei. Ndakazomutswa 3 hours later ndichinzi “daddy mukai mudye supper is ready”
Ndichidya hangu, I replayed all the events of the day and wondered what changed but ndakatya kubvunza, ndakarangarira Cathy and mamessages from earlier, ndakatsvaga phone yangu and checked and it all made sense now. Message yakapinda ndichigeza yakaverengwa naMadam and her best move was not to ask but act… Ndakasekerera ndega ndikati maybe its high time I lose Cathy’s number because mmm uku ndiko kunonzi Kupedzerwa naMadam! I wonder what tomorrow will bring and I am willing to find out without Cathy!
